Dave the Plumber

blegh life

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 08:00:03 GMT

yeap graduated recently, i work alot 10pm to 6 am its not bad
i hate living with my parents it blows, think ima build a 2 room shack and just live there :) or maybe go get a shitty trailer blegh
i have all the freedom i want, i just get bitched out for trying to maintian a good fuckin routine so i wont be tired as fuck when i go to work, i stay up from 5pm to about 7am when i work days off i try to do the same, shit doesnt work parents suck, women suck, i have little life now, i miss seeing random people the friends, people i hardly talked to, and peolpe i just harrased gahh i never learnt how to spell in highschool, the one thing i regret

gadam cell phone internet

Tue, 19 May 2009 02:29:38 GMT

so today, i did something that i dont regret yet lmao, i went mudding and had my branco four feet in the air pulling some dukes of hazard bullshit, it was fun, and then pursued to kis the lady i had with me which laid to me almost boning her but restraind mysel buttond and belted her pants back up.....until about an hour later, after more random teenage bahavior and the inner butch tincher say do it in the back of my head, details are scetchy, becuse this time was weird, best pussy ive ever had actually, first one there, no blood no crying, it was nice, but the tightness of it cuased to things it was quicker than usual and my dick is swore dick....ohh and i feel kinda bad becuase i like her alot, but she LOVES me, which is cool but now if anything happens we fall apart (which it will) i wont be the one ending it, i give it a month after school lets out... but honestly idunno maybe 6months top, im boring as shit and cant keep a woman around besides the ones that i have known for many many moons, when i start a relationship with someone who doesnt really know me, they, will relize they dont like me as much as they thought they would, and rip my balls off, its a curse... on the bright side i quit my job, and got a promotion all in the same day, bahaha wait thats not good....ive been having terrible nightmare and am constanly waking up last 3 days, it sucks, gonna try to sleep now, so good night lj

bull shit

Fri, 01 May 2009 03:25:22 GMT

fuckign eh, i have no life
i didnt try to get any.
i just drove around varios plaes with a 400 pound man
i hate this guy named brandon lol ive never met him but he need an ass kicking for opressing women and what not
webster county is calling me, theres a trailer for sale directly beside the peice of property my frind anthony lives on, for about 6 grand, i could get a loan for it but im stuck right now working at mcdonalds and living on the tincher farm.
i need a manly job with big dollars an all
i want a farm like the one i already live on, but my dads gay and cant run it right all we do here is plant a garden that normally keeps us fed up until the next summer with all the shit we have canned and burried, i want to make money not just have food, i want fucken chickens that produce enough eggs to where i could sell them and be making enought to pay for chicken feed, and still have eggs for my self. it'd be like free eggs woot, and some hogs ohohohoho yea an one cow so i could suck its utters dry lmao
i hate my job, this whole situation sucks

today <-- {disturbing things you will learn about my dick}

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:20:32 GMT

dude today was a very good and a very bad day all in one, yep.. well im a start this off from directly after school sooo

after school im walking round and such make it to my locker and eventually out to the parking lot, where sits my beautiful 89 bronco 2, i needed a jump {whcih happens alot theese days}.
finally get the fucker started shorlty after she arrives and we head off, down the road.
we are talking, debating weather or not to bone,   two awkard silences, one phone call from her boyfirend, and  three sentences later im playing jazz hands while driving and as the first whore i was with told me this one comfrimed i play that shit like, keith emerson does piano (bahahaha makes me sound cocky but appearently its true) so shes all tugin at my cock , and i cant take it so i pull off down by curtain bridge where we continue our business over in a shady widespot. the back seat was filled with all of my random shit, that i forgot to clean out, so we continue   the jazz hands and cock tuginng untill i finally figure out how im get it in there. i got out of the driverside opend up the passenger side door, bitch got her britches {pants} off pantys lol left the shirt on and    i just whipped out  the scurvey curvey and started pounding it,
  her ham wallet was actually alot tighter than i figured, and it got   super wet like, i mean waterfall type shit so my   dick kept slipping out, we manueverd into a pisition where   one of her legs was on the dash and the other    sticking outside of the door, and i had proped my knee up on the broncos floor boards while still standing on the other legg and i was all pounding it at this angle she kept repeatig "oh god' over and over to the point at which i could barley control my laughter, then i heard this truck   comming and of corse me being a paranoid   assumed it was a little red ford ranger, so i quickly pulled out and jumped off and she also quickly coverd her cooter up with her purse, then the truck comes    into where it can see me   getting and eyefull of my dick, luckly it was a white s10 so i wsnt worried as it continued to drive off. i get back to the door of the bronco where i asked if she would like to fiunish and she said yes, so we get ourselve back in the inverted missionay/standing up position, as i started up agin she continues with the moaning and the reciting of our lord and saviors name. so now im   all just having fun with the sex and using this bastardly genious move where i make the repitiions pick up from slow and hard to fast and hard, then ease back off slowly to   just kinda ginding     the vaginia then pick it up   from the slow to fast bit agin.   In between her "ohh gods she asked me if i was almost done, and i was all
"no why"
she replied with its   starting to hurt me now"
i said "ohhhh you positive its cool if i dont pull out" {the last woman i was with wouldnt let me get off even though it was wrapped
she answerd "yeah do it, im on birth contol anyways"
so i did the swift rabbit humping until i burst   a load of the butch juice into its rubery grave
she was randomly amazed that i had sexual talent and kept being like "that was amazing we need to do this agin" "i didnt expect that at all" other random things that make me want to boast.. but yeah bitch gets dressed , i put away my unit and return to the driverside seat and try to start the bronco up ....
*click click click *
son of a fucking bitch the battery died agin
so we walk a godam mile up the road looking for signal
call my brother   ask him to come give us a jump
34 fucking minutes late my mother shows up driving my fathers truck {which i dont beleive is alllowd on the roads"
awkward as fuck
reeking of sex and being around thy mohher
gahh dam it waa creepy
gives us the jump and then the girl and i are off to the place where she be working,
she shows up there half an hour late and of course they know of my slow driving and terible death vehicle (i work there too}
then i sneak in the back becuase i am not suposed to be there, have bobby hook me up with a double cheese burger then   look over and see my good friend big d who gives me this raised eyebrow and a retarded grin
i replied with a thumbs up and and a redneck head bop
the leave the place. drive over to big d's brother dijon jones house
i tell him the story of the sex i just got and how i fucked over a good god fearing christian baptist man
and he tell me im going to hell lets go to wbester county im all yea okay good idea
as soon as looked over i relized my left rear wheel was compleatly flat, we had to have his super redneck   stepbrother help us chang the tire
took an hour and atleast a thousand comments of how im a retared weekling but it got changed ...woot
after that we strolled around camdem on gauley, and returnd back to his house where he made me a lovely cup of   black tea and then sent me on my way home... amd now im here telling this story...
the glimpse i took at her pooter made me relize she had beef curtains and made me miss the pretty vaginai i used to fuck   5 days a week 3 times a day, but yeah i got laid......i still feel empty and now im pissed becuase i have to work tomarrow i also feel bad for fucking over a good guy, who is just trying to do what he beleaves is right for his god....
i guess the lesson is if a bitch needs sex she can get it..
high five for having jazz hands and good rythum lol

tomarrow i get sex!!!

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 05:09:54 GMT

so yea tomarrow im getting sex for the first time in about 2 months, lmao i dont know why i use this thing i dont have any many friends on here so yeah ima try to record it on my phone for some roflage, but any who sex with this bitch goes aginst almost all my morales; it stabs a close friend in the back and on top of that shes got a man already that is a better man than i, christian fellow, he treats everyone great, hes even trying to get me a job at his workplace.......and ima bone his woman makes me feel bad but at the same time what "guy" doesnt want sex, idk whole situaation is weird and im starting to think im some crazy form of bolemic becuase 3 out of 5 times i eat a day are followed by sudden nuasea and vommiting, and its not like aww i feel sick its like ill be talking or sumpthing then be like "ohhh fuck" then have to go puke my guts out, my animations died( to all the people who are my animation homies) i cant find time or patience anymore, between work and school im looking for poon hahaha mostly in webster county, i haven got any in 2 FUCK'N MONTHS shit shit shit, really nervous considering I have only boned one girl (i was good but i knew how she liked it ~lmao rough) but shit dude casual sex tomarrow lmao dam i cant sleep, im gonna post a story soon ive got bits and peices written up here and there i just have do the digital business to show people, hopefully attract a wider vaariety of lj buddys since i have like 4 if that lmao....found out today that the term horse cock could maybe apply to me, bahahahaha idk though i have to get some officail mesurments and all since like 7 inch hand gesture made all the girls in 4th say dayyyum i think i could be in the catagory of big dicks lmao i got high before school, aperently i everybody knew it, I like to rant and change subject alot, im very excited to be gettin laid tomarrow.... woot

back on lj

Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:04:55 GMT

MY animations have died, As have the very random videos i and various friends used to make.
I owe my soul to the companystore {mcdonalds} lmao it sucks balls, ill probally be their my entire sring break..
Anyways im building a website, but i still havent got server built for it ahahahahaha, and the page itself is still needing alot of work, but as i said i owe my sould to the company store. I got to much to do, and not enough fun. My life consists of work, and hanging out with lindsay and the other richwooders... Another thing that takes up my time is MY DRUNKEN FATHER who has just called for me to come pick him up from the bar {which i do alot}
so im going to start posting on lj more often it is a good time, but yeahhh got to go to the bar now

still in siagon

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 01:26:04 GMT

yea, good times um, things have changed a bit since last post, got a random women, passing algerbra...cool shit like that i got a job to so cartoons are at a stand still.. well aperently i am going to become a plumber "fo real" lol ittle kick some ass,right now i do dishes at snazi resturant{my spelling is still shit} for sum ungodly reason guys at work call me bojangles, i have
no idea why though some time a horny old woman calls me randy to lmao...so yea at first i wasnt to crazy bout the dating business but sadly i have begun to enjoy me lasies company and am prolly going to be whipped very soon so yea heads up nigga's.. my gutair has died....i got a badass bronco 2 now, a jobe thats a good 200 buck every 2 weeks and woman so i can basically say im living the west virginia dream, all i need is a single wide lmao

no subject really

Sun, 24 Feb 2008 04:05:00 GMT

boredom has molested my skull once agin, i have posted my cartoon to random communitys that i believ they should be.
Is being out of highschool kinda awkard? random people who may be reading this shoud totally feel me in, after i graduate i plan on taking over my father podunk farm, and trying to evaid bankrupcy while managing not to have a job and not be on welfare. No offense to people who have welfare, its great if u need it but alot of people around here live off of it and dont get jobs.
i think the thing ill miss most is just having a random time killer to go to. i normally get worn out of summer easily, i hate fall break. any time i have to go a good while without random women or whores to talk to.i need a job. this post to my journal isnt really thought out i just thought id post to be doing sompthing productive. im pissed at my gutair i fucked up the 5th sting downs tuner and cant restring, i cant play it fore shit but i was trying to learn the art .this weekend has allaround been decent i hung out with some friends, bought some aviators and just killed time. I belive i have learnd most of my morales through the music, such as "u aint seen nothing yet" although when i was little my father did tell me be nice to all the ladies theyd be nice to me i think this song is what gave me my standards on women, cuz i normally go for wat ever bite the hook. um yea hasnt worked so far but a couple wet fingers is a better than dry hands. hose querio is the shit, tea is nice my peronal favorite tea is prince of walls tea. i got a part in the school play and im nervous as shit about it. clearly need to raise my standards a bit,this whore i was running around with before the football games back in the fall, she had like peach fuzz all about her tits and like lazy eye nipples it was a disturbing time for my eyes.any ways im running out of random shit to type here pehaps nextime i post it shint be as random...thats right i say shint instead of shant so take thay system