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blegh life  
03:56am 02/06/2009
 
 
Dave the Plumber
yeap graduated recently, i work  alot 10pm to 6 am its  not bad
i hate  living with my parents it blows, think ima build a 2 room shack and just  live there :) or maybe go get a shitty trailer blegh
 i have all the freedom i want, i just get bitched out for trying to maintian a good fuckin routine  so i wont be tired as fuck when i go to work, i stay up from 5pm to about 7am  when i work days off i  try to  do the same, shit doesnt work parents suck, women suck, i have little life now, i miss seeing  random  people the friends, people i hardly talked to, and peolpe i just harrased  gahh i never learnt how to spell in highschool, the one thing i regret
 
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gadam cell phone internet  
10:12pm 18/05/2009
 
 
Dave the Plumber
so today, i did something that i dont regret yet lmao, i went mudding and had my branco four feet in the air pulling some dukes of hazard bullshit, it was fun, and then pursued to kis the lady i had with me which laid to me almost boning her but restraind mysel buttond and belted her pants back up.....until about an hour later, after more random teenage bahavior and the inner butch tincher say do it in the back of my head, details are scetchy, becuse this time was weird, best pussy ive ever had actually, first one there, no blood no crying, it was nice, but the tightness of it cuased to things it was quicker than usual and my dick is swore dick....ohh and i feel kinda bad becuase i like her alot, but she LOVES me, which is cool but now if anything happens we fall apart (which it will) i wont be the one ending it, i give it a month after school lets out... but honestly idunno maybe 6months top, im boring as shit and cant keep a woman around besides the ones that i have known for many many moons, when i start a relationship with someone who doesnt really know me, they, will relize they dont like me as much as they thought they would, and rip my balls off, its a curse... on the bright side i quit my job, and got a promotion all in the same day, bahaha wait thats not good....ive been having terrible nightmare and am constanly waking up last 3 days, it sucks, gonna try to sleep now, so good night lj
 
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bull shit  
11:10pm 30/04/2009
 
 
Dave the Plumber
fuckign eh,  i have no life
i didnt  try to get any.
i just drove around  varios plaes with a 400 pound man
i hate   this guy named brandon lol ive never met him but he need an ass kicking for opressing women and what not
webster county is calling me, theres a  trailer for sale directly beside the peice of property  my frind anthony lives on, for about 6 grand, i could get a loan for it but  im stuck right now working  at mcdonalds and living on the tincher farm.
i need a manly job with  big dollars an all
i want a farm like the one i already live on, but my dads gay and cant run  it right all we do here is  plant a garden that normally keeps  us fed up until the next  summer with all the shit we have canned and burried, i want to make money not just have food, i want fucken chickens that produce enough eggs to where i could sell them and be making enought to pay for chicken feed, and still have eggs for my self. it'd be like free eggs woot, and  some hogs ohohohoho yea an one cow so i could suck its utters dry lmao
 i hate  my job,  this whole situation sucks
mood: aggravated aggravated
 
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today <-- {disturbing things you will learn about my dick}  
09:27pm 22/04/2009
 
 
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tomarrow i get sex!!!  
12:40am 22/04/2009
 
 
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back on lj  
08:54pm 11/04/2009
 
 
Dave the Plumber
MY animations have died, As have the very  random videos  i and various friends used to make.
I owe my soul to the companystore {mcdonalds} lmao it sucks balls, ill probally be their my entire sring break..
Anyways im  building a website, but i  still havent got  server built for it ahahahahaha, and the  page itself is still needing alot of work, but as i said i owe my sould to the company store. I  got to much to do, and not enough fun. My life consists of work, and hanging out with lindsay and the other richwooders...  Another  thing that takes up my time  is  MY DRUNKEN   FATHER   who has just called   for me to come pick him up from the bar {which i do alot}
 so im  going to start posting on  lj more often it is  a good time, but yeahhh   got to go to the bar now
 
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still in siagon  
09:14pm 18/03/2008
 
 
Dave the Plumber
yea, good times  um, things have changed a bit since last post, got a random women, passing algerbra...cool shit like that i got a  job to so cartoons are at a stand still.. well aperently  i am going to become a plumber  "fo real" lol  ittle kick some ass,right now i do dishes at  snazi resturant{my spelling is still shit} for sum ungodly reason    guys at work call me bojangles,  i have 
no idea why though some time  a horny old woman calls me randy to lmao...so yea  at first  i wasnt to crazy bout the dating business but sadly i have begun to enjoy me lasies company and am  prolly going to be whipped very soon so yea heads up nigga's.. my gutair has died....i got a badass bronco 2 now, a jobe thats a good 200 buck every 2 weeks and  woman so i can basically say  im living the  west virginia  dream, all i need is a single wide lmao
mood: calm calm
 
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no subject really  
10:44pm 23/02/2008
 
 
Dave the Plumber
 boredom has molested my skull once agin, i have posted my cartoon to random communitys that  i believ they should be.
    Is being out of highschool kinda awkard? random people who may be reading this shoud totally feel me in, after i graduate i plan on  taking over my father podunk farm, and trying to evaid  bankrupcy while  managing not to have a job and  not be on welfare. No offense to people who have welfare, its great if u need it but alot of people around here live off of it and dont get jobs.
i think the thing ill miss most  is just having a random time killer to  go to. i normally get worn out of summer easily, i hate  fall break. any time i have to go a good while without random  women or whores to talk to.i need a job. this post to my journal isnt  really thought out i just thought id post to be doing sompthing productive. im pissed at my gutair i fucked up the 5th sting downs tuner and cant restring, i cant play it fore shit but i was trying to learn  the art .this weekend has allaround been decent  i hung out with some friends, bought some aviators and just killed time. I belive i  have learnd most of my morales through the music, such as  "u aint seen nothing yet" although when i was little my father did tell me be nice to all the ladies theyd be nice to me i think this song is what gave me my standards on women, cuz i  normally go  for wat ever bite the hook. um yea hasnt worked so far but a couple  wet fingers is a better than dry hands. hose querio is the shit, tea is nice my peronal favorite tea is prince of walls tea. i got a part in the school play and im nervous as shit about it. clearly need to raise my standards a bit,this  whore i was running around with before  the football games back  in the fall,  she had like peach fuzz all about her tits and like  lazy eye nipples it was a  disturbing time for my eyes.any ways im running out of random shit to  type here pehaps nextime i post it shint be as random...thats right i say shint instead of shant so take thay system
 
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